I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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