i think my mom watched the whole time
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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