yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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