i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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