She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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