And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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