brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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