Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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