This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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