you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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