how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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