They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
theres a video...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.