And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?