He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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