Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!