I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
My throat feels like a candle.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.