dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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Everything about him screamed your future.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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