i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
worst night to have a conscience
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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