He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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