If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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