It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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