I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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