my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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