end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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