I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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