You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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