do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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