We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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