do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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