She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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