Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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