if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She's the barista slut.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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