Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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