whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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