fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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