But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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