I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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