State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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