how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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