last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better