So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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