he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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