Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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