You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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