Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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