Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
