He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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