He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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