So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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