Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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