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Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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