That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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