I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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