I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
why is half of my head shaved?
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