It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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