Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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