Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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