We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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