At least make sure they are 18
Why
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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