I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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