she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
sex on a bike is impossible
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