there's paper in my vomit.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Welp...herpes.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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